It's been clinically observed, thoroughly documented, and personally experienced by millions — the only known cure is immediate and sustained dachshund contact. The Doxie Deficiency Is Real tee gives a name to what every dachshund owner already feels the moment their long dog leaves the room. Symptoms include constant checking of the dog camera, random urges to go home early, and an unexplainable need to show strangers photos of your wiener dog.
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton in heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric. Soft from the first wear, softer with every wash. The perfect funny dachshund gift for nurses, doctors, and healthcare workers who know the best medicine waiting at home has four legs and a very long body.
Part of the Medical Series by Doxie League — dachshund t-shirts for the people who need a laugh between long shifts. Long live the long dog.