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Long Dog Short Fuse — Funny Dachshund Canvas Tote Bag | Doxie League
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Long Dog Short Fuse — Funny Dachshund Canvas Tote Bag | Doxie League

Color: Natural
Size: Please choose a size
$21.99
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Eco-Friendly Canvas

Printed in the USA

Made to Order

Carry the Long Dog Energy

Spacious canvas tote with reinforced handles built for daily carry. Bold dachshund designs printed with vivid, fade-resistant ink. Lightweight, reusable, and ready for wherever the day takes you.

Built for the Long Dog Life

Heavy-duty canvas construction that holds its shape wash after wash. Every tote is printed to order in the USA — made fresh specifically for you, not pulled from a warehouse shelf.

30-Day Defect Guarantee

If your item arrives with a defect or printing issue, we'll make it right. Reach out within 30 days at contact@doxieleague.com and we'll get a replacement on the way. Because of how print-on-demand works, we don't accept returns for sizing or change-of-mind — please check the product details before ordering.

Small dog. Big feelings. Absolutely zero patience.

The Long Dog Short Fuse tote is for every dachshund

owner who knows their dog has opinions about everything

— the walk route, dinner timing, who gets the couch —

and is not shy about expressing them.

Carry your essentials. Channel your dachshund's energy.

★ Bold graphic front, Doxie League brand mark back

★ Roomy enough for groceries, the beach, or whatever

the day demands

★ Natural colorway — classic canvas look

★ Printed and shipped in the USA

PRODUCT DETAILS:

100% cotton canvas · 15" x 16" · 12 oz heavyweight

fabric · 20" canvas handles · Sewn-in label

The perfect gift for the dachshund owner who loves

their dog unconditionally — and also fears them a little.

Long Live the Long Dog. 🐾

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Doxie League is based in Kentucky, USA. Our tees are printed and shipped from inside the United States by our print partner SwiftPOD, so every order ships domestically with US tracking.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently, we ship within the United States only. International shipping is something we're considering for the future as the brand grows. If you're outside the US and want to be notified when international shipping is available, reach out at contact@doxieleague.com and we'll keep you posted.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that signature soft, lived-in feel. Premium 6.1 oz fabric that gets better with every wash. As we expand into hoodies, totes, and other goods, we'll keep the same standard: premium materials, made to last.