Descartes had it almost right. The I Bark Therefore I Am tee settles the oldest question in philosophy with the only answer that ever made complete sense — existence confirmed, presence announced, and absolutely no further questions accepted at this time. The dachshund has spoken. Loudly. Repeatedly.
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton in heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric. Soft from the first wear, softer with every wash. The perfect dachshund t-shirt for the doxie owner who has come to understand that their wiener dog's bark is not a warning, a greeting, or a complaint — it is simply a philosophical statement of being.
Part of the Action & Attitude Collection by Doxie League — bold dachshund t-shirts for people who get it. Long live the long dog.