Long Dog Short Fuse — Funny Dachshund Coffee Mug

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Long Dog Short Fuse — Funny Dachshund Coffee Mug | Doxie League

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11oz

15oz

Color: Black

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Light Blue

Light Green

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$19.99

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Dishwasher Safe

Printed in the USA

Made to Order

Ceramic Quality You Can Feel

11oz and 15oz ceramic mugs with a comfortable C-handle grip. Vibrant wrap-around dachshund designs printed with vivid, fade-resistant ink. Dishwasher safe and built for daily use.

Built for the Long Dog Life

Heavyweight ceramic construction that holds heat and handles daily use. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Every mug is printed to order in the USA — made fresh specifically for you, not pulled from a warehouse shelf.

30-Day Defect Guarantee

If your item arrives with a defect or printing issue, we'll make it right. Reach out within 30 days at contact@doxieleague.com and we'll get a replacement on the way. Because of how print-on-demand works, we don't accept returns for sizing or change-of-mind — please check the product details before ordering.

Small dog. Big feelings. Zero patience.

The Long Dog Short Fuse mug is for every dachshund owner

who recognizes that their dog operates on exactly one

setting — and it is not calm.

Because the dachshund didn't come here to be reasonable.

It came here to make a point, hold a grudge, and demand

breakfast 45 minutes early.

★ ORCA-coated premium ceramic — dishwasher and

microwave safe

★ High-fidelity print on both sides — visible no

matter how you hold it

★ Available in 11oz and 15oz

★ Multiple accent color options

★ Printed and shipped in the USA

The perfect gift for dachshund owners who love their dog

unconditionally — and also fear them a little.

Long Live the Long Dog. 🐾

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Doxie League is based in Kentucky, USA. Our tees are printed and shipped from inside the United States by our print partner SwiftPOD, so every order ships domestically with US tracking.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently, we ship within the United States only. International shipping is something we're considering for the future as the brand grows. If you're outside the US and want to be notified when international shipping is available, reach out at contact@doxieleague.com and we'll keep you posted.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that signature soft, lived-in feel. Premium 6.1 oz fabric that gets better with every wash. As we expand into hoodies, totes, and other goods, we'll keep the same standard: premium materials, made to last.