This is who they are now. The Not a Phase Mom tee captures the dachshund at peak innocence — wide eyes, zero accountability, and absolutely no intention of changing a single thing about their behavior regardless of what anyone has to say about it. The chaos is permanent. The attitude is forever. The cute face is a defense mechanism.
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton in heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric. Soft from the first wear, softer with every wash. The perfect funny dachshund gift for the doxie mom who accepted a long time ago that her wiener dog's personality is not evolving, not improving, and not going anywhere — and loves them completely for it.
Part of the Funny Doxie Tees Collection by Doxie League — dachshund t-shirts that celebrate the long dog life with a laugh. Long live the long dog.
