The record needs to be corrected. The Not Short Just Low to the Ground tee sets the terminology straight on behalf of every dachshund who has ever been called small, tiny, or pocket sized by someone who clearly doesn't understand aerodynamic engineering. Not short. Optimized. Strategically close to the floor and completely unbothered about it.
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton in heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric. Soft from the first wear, softer with every wash. The perfect funny dachshund gift for the doxie owner who has spent years defending their wiener dog's stature to people who simply cannot comprehend that low to the ground is exactly where a dachshund is supposed to be.
Part of the Funny Doxie Tees Collection by Doxie League — dachshund t-shirts that celebrate the long dog life with a laugh. Long live the long dog.
