The negotiation window has closed. The Open the Door or I'm Gonna tee captures the dachshund at their most committed — pressed against the glass, scratch marks already accumulating, and a look in their eyes that suggests the door is coming open one way or another and the only question is how much of it survives the process. The choice is yours. Choose quickly.
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton in heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric. Soft from the first wear, softer with every wash. The perfect funny dachshund gift for the doxie owner who has stood on the other side of a door from their wiener dog and felt genuinely concerned about the structural integrity of the situation.
Part of the Unhinged Collection by Doxie League — dachshund t-shirts for people who get it. Long live the long dog.