The work is never finished. The long dog knows this.
This 250th Anniversary portrait features America's most
distinguished dachshund — dressed in full colonial coat,
quill raised, ready to draft whatever comes next. Because
some things are too important to rush, and the dachshund
has always operated on its own timeline.
The nation took 250 years to get here. The long dog is
still taking notes.
★ Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight tee
★ Soft, broken-in feel from the first wear
★ Relaxed unisex fit — sizes S through 3XL
★ Printed and shipped in the USA
For the dachshund lover who appreciates history, humor,
and a dog who takes itself very seriously.
Still Drafting. Still Long. 1776–2026. 🐾🪶🇺🇸
Long Live the Long Dog.
