Engineering. Not accident. The Floor is Closer for a Reason tee settles the debate once and for all — the dachshund was not designed short, they were designed optimal. Close to the ground for maximum sniffing efficiency, aerodynamic stability, and the ability to slide under furniture that larger less intelligent dogs cannot access. This is not a limitation. This is a feature.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton in heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric. Soft from the first wear, softer with every wash. The perfect funny dachshund gift for the doxie owner who has watched their wiener dog disappear under the couch and emerge victorious with something that had been missing for three weeks and understood — this dog knows exactly what they are doing.

Part of the Funny Doxie Tees Collection by Doxie League — dachshund t-shirts that celebrate the long dog life with a laugh. Long live the long dog.