Time Is Relative - Doxie League Tee

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Premium Cotton

Printed in the USA

Made to Order

Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring-Spun Cotton - Garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 in heavyweight 6.1 oz cotton. Soft from the first wear, softer with every wash.

Garment-Dyed Color - Each piece is dyed after construction, giving the rich, lived-in color that Comfort Colors is known for. The kind of color that ages beautifully.

Relaxed Unisex Fit - True-to-size, slightly relaxed cut that works on every body type. Not too tight, not too loose.

Built to Last

Heavyweight 6.1 oz Cotton - Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton. Substantial weight, soft hand, built to last.

Double-Needle Stitching - Reinforced stitching on all seams for shirts that hold their shape after years of wear.

Tubular Construction - Knit in one piece without side seams. Reduces fabric waste and helps the garment retain its shape.

Printed in the USA - Every order printed and shipped from inside the United States.

30-Day Defect Guarantee

If your tee arrives with a defect or printing issue, we'll make it right. Reach out within 30 days at contact@doxieleague.com and we'll get a replacement on the way. Because of how print-on-demand works, we don't accept returns for sizing or change-of-mind — please check the size chart before ordering.

Printed in the USA - Every Doxie League order is printed and shipped from inside the United States. Each tee is made specifically for you when you order it — not pulled off a warehouse shelf.

Einstein had theories. The dachshund has opinions. The Time is Relative So is Breakfast tee captures the long dog philosopher who has spent considerable mental energy on the concept of scheduled feeding times and arrived at the conclusion that the schedule is merely a suggestion and breakfast should be available continuously and without restriction. The side eye says the rest.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton in heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric. Soft from the first wear, softer with every wash. The perfect dachshund t-shirt for the doxie owner who has been on the receiving end of that specific look that communicates without words that dinner was supposed to happen seven minutes ago and the delay has been noted and will not be forgotten.

Part of the Action & Attitude Collection by Doxie League — bold dachshund t-shirts for people who get it. Long live the long dog.

Built for Dachshund People

Doxie League tees aren't just shirts with prints on them. They're heavyweight garment-dyed cotton, washed soft before you ever put one on, designed to feel like a favorite tee from day one and look better with every wash. Premium Comfort Colors 1717 as our foundation, with bold designs that mean something to the people who wear them.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

Doxie League is based in Kentucky, USA. Our tees are printed and shipped from inside the United States by our print partner SwiftPOD, so every order ships domestically with US tracking.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently, we ship within the United States only. International shipping is something we're considering for the future as the brand grows. If you're outside the US and want to be notified when international shipping is available, reach out at contact@doxieleague.com and we'll keep you posted.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that signature soft, lived-in feel. Premium 6.1 oz fabric that gets better with every wash. As we expand into hoodies, totes, and other goods, we'll keep the same standard: premium materials, made to last.

Time Is Relative - Doxie League Tee

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