The terms have been established. The Will Ignore You for Treats tee documents the dachshund's official policy on attention, compliance, and the general hierarchy of priorities — treats first, everything else negotiable, and anyone attempting to communicate without a snack in hand should expect a response time of never. The selective hearing is not a flaw. It is a feature and it has been fully optimized.
Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton in heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric. Soft from the first wear, softer with every wash. The perfect funny dachshund gift for the doxie owner who has discovered that their wiener dog can hear a treat bag opening from three floors away but somehow cannot hear their name being called from six feet in front of them.
Part of the Funny Doxie Tees Collection by Doxie League — dachshund t-shirts that celebrate the long dog life with a laugh. Long live the long dog.