The record stands. Unchallenged. Unbroken. The World's Most Determined Digger tee honors the dachshund who was literally bred to go underground after prey and has never once forgotten it — not in the backyard, not in the couch cushions, not in the laundry pile, and certainly not in any blanket that has ever had the misfortune of being within reach. The mission is always active. The hole is always deeper than it needs to be.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 — 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton in heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric. Soft from the first wear, softer with every wash. The perfect funny dachshund gift for the doxie owner who has surveyed their backyard, assessed the damage, and accepted with full peace that this is simply what a dachshund does and the garden was always optional anyway.

Part of the Funny Doxie Tees Collection by Doxie League — dachshund t-shirts that celebrate the long dog life with a laugh. Long live the long dog.